Deep in the heart of the Sock Empire, our prophets see into the threads of fate, predicting the perfect matching of every sock.
Our prophets are the wisest, most revered, and sometimes feared, for their uncanny ability to foresee the rise and fall of every sock.
We have three prophets, each with their own unique gift:
Prophet Zorg sees the future of socks as a vast, unending tapestry, woven from the very fabric of reality.
Read more about Prophet Zorg's visions
Prophet Xexu has the uncanny ability to smell the aroma of every sock, predicting the perfect match with a sniff.
Prophet Ploot sees the future of socks as a great, cosmic dance, where every step is perfectly choreographed.
Learn more about Ploot's dance moves
Join us on our journey to the future, where every sock is a perfect match!